"Command to Nose Gunner, Command to Nose Gunner. Radar's readin' an army of armored androids that are harshin' our Martian colonies. We're lookin' at boo-coo ground emplacements. Sulfur skies swarming with enemy gunships. F-f-f-four explosive gameplay modes for 1 to 4 players. And six super-vast battle stages with almost infinite paths to mutually assured destruction. It's a 3D shooter for N64 that makes the Big Bang look like a burp. So gimme full automatic cannons. Lock and load all special weapons. Set Autopilot for maximum warp. And try not to chuck your chimichangas. 'Cuz… we… are… goin'… in…"